Well yeah, who wouldn't want to be all I can live through anything when they're constantly in mortal danger? Duh. What brand of immortal are you?

If I had a choice between clean sheets and bird poop sheets then I'd pick the clean sheets. There's no question. I'd make the time. If there isn't a choice, you make do with what you have. I get that too. But I guess if you can't move, I could make the time to wash your sheets for you so you aren't sleeping in poop.