[Big, wide, completely innocent eyes.] I'm very emotionally vulnerable. I'll probably need counselling after this.

He put his... thing in my ear! I'm scarred. No woman's ever going to want to hold me again.

[And then he erupts into huge, fake sobs. He clearly needs some "comforting" here. At some point he will stop hitting on old woman. Sadly, today doesn't seem to be that day.]