[Appleby leans forward conspiratorily, her hair falling more forward around her face, and her sunglasses tilting slightly so that her srs bsns raised eyebrows are visible. She is about to be outrageous.]

Oh, I could lie and say that it is merely my style as a fashionable woman of mystery, but I can feel you're too clever for me. You'd know right away I wasn't being honest. In actuality, you're completely right. I'm blind. However, I've developed a deep connection to the world around me and developed all my other senses so much that nobody would ever know. You are the first to discover my secret.