Uuuugh, I dunno. [she lets her head loll back and she runs her hand through her hair.] See, at first I thought I did, because I like a little back and forth snark and teasing, plus the assholes are more likely to have some kinks and stuff, y'know? But I dunno, recently I've been saying 'no, no, lemme go to purely sweet and sensitive, but with a sense of humour, forget that other stuff'. Not like that turned out either, because apparently they're more likely to ascend to full-on asshole all of a sudden. [Head up again] Man, and that one guy that I asked out and rejected me? SO glad that I did, he turned so pompous, my god. And, look, don't have a hairdryer if you can't take the girl jokes. Idiot.
[She blinks and then seems to come back to the present time.] Unless you're talking about anal, or something.
No, of course you could pull it off. Just in case you were ever interested in having your own breasts. Without the aide of curses, I mean. Then again, as she said, 'Plus, if you're ever stranded, you can always eat one of your titties!' Funny shit.
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I'm sure I've heard worse. No shame!
[She blinks and then seems to come back to the present time.] Unless you're talking about anal, or something.
No, of course you could pull it off. Just in case you were ever interested in having your own breasts. Without the aide of curses, I mean. Then again, as she said, 'Plus, if you're ever stranded, you can always eat one of your titties!' Funny shit.