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Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-06-25 07:58 pm
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[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you staple that man's hand?
designedtoparty: (pouty)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
He had it coming. If hadn't done it, someone else probably would've the next time he dragged them into his office.

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, well, I was just checking t' make sure that actually happened. What were y' there for?

[voice]

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like you're just a magnet for anyone older than you.
designedtoparty: (sad look up)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What, the bowling alley? What do you think I was there for?
designedtoparty: (a little baby coming out of your twat)

[voice]

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. It's really too bad I'm more into younger women. The rest of the world would kill for a guy like me in their bed.

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
His office.

[voice]

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Still got that fetish for one gender, huh?

I would've killed to get you into my back seat.
designedtoparty: (my mummy doesn't love me anymore)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that. I already told you how I got arrested, right?

I ate some pick'n'mix. He got really arsey over it. Had his security guys assault me and everything.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...That explains... stuff.
designedtoparty: (sad look up)

[voice]

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a fetish. It's normalcy.

Also, dude. Stop it. That's really fucking creepy. Especially when I'm sober.

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Stapling his hand cannae've helped your record.
designedtoparty: (getting a point across)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Why I'm such a fuck up?
designedtoparty: (I fought the law)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It didn't, really. They put that on my record, as well.

[identity profile] illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that.

[voice]

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You call it normalcy, I call it a fetish. Okay, I got a few of my own, but I'm not exclusive to 'em.

Just sayin'. You missed out.
adamantined: (TARGETED)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-06-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure who's crazier, you or your dad.
designedtoparty: (shoot you in the face)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to say him. He's where I get all my worst genes from, after all.
designedtoparty: (granny fucker)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, Moses. I blame him, too.
adamantined: (RETROGRADE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-06-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You think he'd staple someone's hand?
designedtoparty: (I'm the designated driver)

[voice]

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a fetish when it applies to the majority.

Except I didn't. Just sayin'.
Edited 2011-06-25 22:50 (UTC)
designedtoparty: (come back... I only want to dry hump!)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's punched me in the face. That's not so far from stapling someone.
adamantined: (FORGERY)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-06-25 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He punched you in the face?

[voice]

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...So the majority of you people feel the need to date one gender over the other? Right~
designedtoparty: (an inch feels like a mile)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I may have started that. But still.
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