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[designedtoparty]

[Pubs are one of the best places for annoying people, Nathan's found. Not to mention they have the added bonus of serving alcohol. Naturally, that's exactly where he is this fine visitor's day. ]

So, last time was pretty fun. Nice to see the deities haven't forgotten how much fun overcrowding can be. Hey, AIDs Girl. Whatever you're called. You get stuck back here? I'll buy you a drink. [He waves his pint glass at the screen enticingly, as if to prove it.] I think I found some sturdier cubicles than the last time.

[He starts in on his pint again, looking as though he's about to turn off the feed. But never let it be said that Nathan forgets his friends. He raises his eyebrows, putting his drink down abruptly.]

Oh, yeah! Barry. Alisha's here this time, so you should probably stop hanging around outside pubs seeing who you can take advantage of and go and find her. I bet she's been dying for whatever equivalent to a shag you two have going.

[ooc: Open to anything and everything! If you want action, Nathan can be anywhere in the City. Just make sure to note where in the tag. \o>]

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[designedtoparty]

That way's boring, though.

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[liarscream.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you must not be what he was talking about when he said he had a new playmate.

[designedtoparty]

Who says you'd even have to ask?

[Not that the prospect of Eden killing them would put Nathan off. Much, anyway.]

[designedtoparty]

That all depends on how easy you are to get drunk.

[Sadly, he's only half joking.]

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[designedtoparty]

Fuck knows. I hope not. With any luck he's found someone new to start stalking.

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[charring]

[Charlie just rolls her eyes slightly before tilting her head a bit to the crowd.] Run into anyone familiar, yet? From where you're from, I mean.

[youngmenfight.livejournal.com]

Cheers, mate.

[A salute with his beer and a drink]

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[liarscream.livejournal.com]

I should think not. After all, you don't fit the description he gave: "Loud, rude, and has a funny accent."

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[unicornsbtchs.livejournal.com]

No. Why does everyone keep saying that. That's the other NPH. I think. That or was under the effect of a cocktail of drugs... the good stuff. If I wanted a man, I could get one, but I love my pussy.

[misslisamiller.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty little, so I don't have the highest tolerance. But just so you know, you don't ever have to settle for less.

[She leans in a little, making a show of feigning that she's telling him some big, important secret.]

Every girl's got a price. Mine's a drink and a few minutes of small talk and pretending you're interested in my career. Some are higher than that, some are lower. But there's always a price.

[watcherwells.livejournal.com]

[Andrew isn't sure if that joke is at his expense or not, so he just laughs nervously.]

Do they serve Peroni?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Doubt it! Aren't you being a little full of yourself? Talk about cocky!

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[designedtoparty]

So you keep saying. It doesn't make it any more convincing.

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[designedtoparty]

Oh, so he is wanking over someone else now? About time.

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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan shrugs.] Not yet. Have you?

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan leans in closer, smirking.]

Do I look like a virgin? I know you're going to cost me. Girls are very high maintenance. [He turns away for a moment for a drink, belching loudly before he turns back to her. He's a keeper, this one. That's for sure.]

So, what do you do for a living?

[designedtoparty]

How would I know? Ask.

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[charring]

Nope. Not a one. [She's relieved, smiling slightly.] I'm hoping it stays that way.

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, I'm not the one who keeps bringing up my cock. I'm pretty sure it's solid fact.

[Except the part where he is and really ought to stop.]

[misslisamiller.livejournal.com]

[He's following the instructions she not-so-subtly laid down, so she's pleased despite any brazenness.]

How thoughtful of you to ask. I'm an actress.

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[liarscream.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, he has dozens of humans on his hands right now.

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[unicornsbtchs.livejournal.com]

[blink]

CHALLENGÉ ACCEPTED!

[He pulled out his phone, and turns on a video. It looks professional grade... It is a very obvious film featuring NPH and an incredibly busty woman. NPH has an incredible smug grin on his face.]

Oh, Tits Hemmingway. She was my favorite at that one whorehouse... Well, my new favorite at least. Too bad they banned me... again. I mean, I told her I was going to brand her. It's there fault that they didn't take me literally.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Why is that her nickname?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Only preeeeeeeetty sure?

[designedtoparty]

Because she told me she had AIDs.

Don't worry, though. She was lying.