∞ IC Contact

[designedtoparty]

Phone Call ∞ Voice Mail ∞ Text Message


Hey, man! How's it going?

[Paaaaaauuuuuse. Just to let you start talking. Five seconds later he cuts in, sounding a little smug.]

No, wait. Sorry. I'm going to have to stop you there.

Nathan's not answering his phone right now, so you're getting his voice mail instead. He's probably off having a nice shag somewhere. Or... well, okay, probably just a wank, but you never know. If you know where he is, you're more than welcome to join him. If you don't, you can leave him a message. He might try and get back to you at some point.

Comments

Re: text:

[charring]

If I wasn't concerned Ed would go after you, I'd say sure. I didn't take this picture. I think it's part of todays curse. Do you mind if I keep it?

text:

[designedtoparty]

Ed doesn't have to know. Keep it if you want. You could keep it under your pillow.

text:

[charring]

Ed is a vampire. He'd smell it on me. This picture is going on the chalkboard wall in my kitchen.

[And a minute or so later, Charlie's sent a picture-text of the picture in question, taped to the chalkboard wall in her kitchen. Around it, the beginnings of a hand-drawn picture frame in white and blue chalk.]

text:

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan's response is to text back a photo of his (thankfully clothed) crotch, his hand miming masturbation above it.]

for your collection.

text:

[charring]

Nathan. Why?

text:

[designedtoparty]

For your collection!

text:

[charring]

I don't think I can keep this one. It's the thought that counts though.

text:

[designedtoparty]

Fine. See if I ever bother sending you photos again.

text:

[charring]

How about this? I'll put it as your called ID photo? See? I'm still using it.

text:

[designedtoparty]

So you can see my crotch every time you pick up your phone to talk to me? I'm flattered.

Re: text:

[charring]

Keep being awesome, Nathan. And if you want a copy of the picture, let me know.

text:

[designedtoparty]

sure, why not? i could start a collection.

text:

[charring]

I'll bring it to you in a couple hours.

text:

[designedtoparty]

fine by me. i'll see you then.