∞ IC Contact

[designedtoparty]

Phone Call ∞ Voice Mail ∞ Text Message


Hey, man! How's it going?

[Paaaaaauuuuuse. Just to let you start talking. Five seconds later he cuts in, sounding a little smug.]

No, wait. Sorry. I'm going to have to stop you there.

Nathan's not answering his phone right now, so you're getting his voice mail instead. He's probably off having a nice shag somewhere. Or... well, okay, probably just a wank, but you never know. If you know where he is, you're more than welcome to join him. If you don't, you can leave him a message. He might try and get back to you at some point.

Comments

VOICEMAIL - I'M REALLY SORRY. Pretend this didn't take days and days to respond to? D:

[designedtoparty]

You know, I would, but it's a little hard to say if I don't know how long whatever's 'kind of come up' is going to take. How long a we talking here. A week? Two? A month?

Seriously, though. I do nothing with my time. Whenever you're freed up is probably a safe bet.

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[adamantined]

i don't know really. have you been having trouble sleeping?

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[designedtoparty]

Yes. Although I imagine that's probably due to the horrible stabbing sensations in my chest. Do you have those?

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[adamantined]

not as a regular thing, no. have you taken anything to help with the pain?

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[designedtoparty]

Just the usual. Aspirin. Weed. Booze. U take anything to sleep?

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[adamantined]

can't. those kinds of things don't work on me.

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[designedtoparty]

What, not at all?

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[adamantined]

not that i know of. it's part of the whole cellular regeneration thing. it makes sense. you can't die, but you can't -heal-. so things like that would still work on you. that probably comes in handy during your herpes outbreaks.

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[designedtoparty]

Harsh! I've never had an STD in my entire sexual life. What do you do when you're on your period?

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[adamantined]

i was joking! i'm not talking to you about something like that when you seem genuinely serious.

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[designedtoparty]

It's a serious subject! Do you know know many times I've had my head bit off by girls who CAN take drugs?

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[adamantined]

well maybe if you weren't so abrasive these things wouldn't happen.

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[designedtoparty]

Alright. Fine. I'm just trying to work out dates for our little meet up. No need to get your knickers in a twist about it. I think it's safe to say we can rule out your time of the month. I'm not having you knifing me just because you can't take a joke.

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[adamantined]

oh

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[adamantined]

look, i was joking, too. i mean, you are abrasive, but if it was all bad i wouldn't be talking to you. i'm just not used to dealing with this pain and insomnia thing. i'm not trying to be a bitch. but let's wait a couple weeks, see if this whole thing blows over.

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[designedtoparty]

Whatever, man. Just call me when you're over it. If I still feel impaled I'll just get high first.

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[adamantined]

if it's that bad then you should go to the hospital where they might actually be able to do something about it.

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[designedtoparty]

Fuck that. The one doctor I have spoken to is a total cunt. It gets too bad, I'll jump off the nearest building. Plus side of immortality is its an easy fix.

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[adamantined]

one bad doctor doesn't mean the hospital is stocked with them, and knocking yourself out with alcohol or painkillers would leave a lot less of a mess.

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[designedtoparty]

Which is why I'm sticking with the booze and painkillers unless it gets worse.

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[adamantined]

as long as i don't have to hear someone had to scrape you off the pavement

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[designedtoparty]

Well, hey. Maybe I'll try something new. Like hanging. Or drowning. Drowning's a good one.