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Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-06-18 08:31 pm

019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]

You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--

[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]

Barry!

[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention.  ("Barry, no!  Don't put your cock in there!" and such.  Nathan is classy as ever.)

The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]


Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?


Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.

I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.

All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]

[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]

[identity profile] stilluphere.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Valentine gets an easy pattern going with his balls, every once and a while swiping one behind his back or under a leg. The girl giggles, and tosses the ball neatly into the loop. Valentine works it into the pattern without a hitch. The second ball the girl tosses a little to the side, and Valentine manages to maneuver his way over and catch it on his forehead. With a kick he feeds the fifth ball in and juggles away for another minute, before feeding the balls back into his sleeves. He ends with a flourish and a bow.]

Thanks you ladies, and a pleasant evening to you all.

[identity profile] stilluphere.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Valentine's hand goes back into his sleeve and comes out with a sizable handful of colourful City-coins.]

Well, looks like I got about five of those green ones. How did you do?

[identity profile] stilluphere.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you it was a lucrative business.

[identity profile] stilluphere.livejournal.com 2011-06-22 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you were following.

[Valentine starts up another easy pattern with three balls.]

[identity profile] stilluphere.livejournal.com 2011-06-24 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
And I said I was making money off of it.