designedtoparty | 019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]

You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--

[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]

Barry!

[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention. ("Barry, no! Don't put your cock in there!" and such. Nathan is classy as ever.)

The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]

Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?

Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.

I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.

All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]

[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]

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I'd sooner fuck a homeless.

Funny you should say that. I was a homeless before I got stuck here.

Edited 2011-06-20 20:17 (UTC)

What happened?

My mum threw me out. What do you think?

[Because obviously that's how every homeless becomes homeless.]

I ran away once.

Were you homeless?

I was. I had to go. I was tripping and I hit her on the head with a rock. She was choking me. I had to. Do you get it?

Oh, sure. I hit people over the head when I'm tripping all the time.

[ She tries not to smile at that, but she ends up laughing instead. ]

... I hate her.

Well, good. I was hoping you weren't the type the hit your friends.

[ She just looks at him for a while. ]

I don't have AIDs. It's something worse.

[Well, that's... concerning. And he's already got her a drink.]

What's worse than AIDs?

I'm mad.

Is that all?

Isn't that enough?

Well, it's better than AIDs.

So? Do you want me then?

Do you really need to ask?

[ She arches her brow as if to say, where to now? Your city. Your directions. ]

[He leads her to the bathrooms, holding the door of the men's open for her to step inside. He's classy that way.]

[ She pauses at the door and surveys the area before stepping inside. The smell is tolerable.

Walking past the stalls, she stops in front of a random one.

Effy will wait for him to come to her so they can proceed to have one of the best fucks ever. Maybe they'll even break a door or two. ]

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