019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]

You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--

[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]

Barry!

[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention.  ("Barry, no!  Don't put your cock in there!" and such.  Nathan is classy as ever.)

The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]

Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?

Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.

I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.

All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]

[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

Oh, yeah. I'm always talking about how straight I am. It comes up all the time.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[dismissing flail-y wave.] Pfffff, no, like, other peoples' sexuality and orientation and stuff.

Haha, comes up.

[designedtoparty]

Oh. I guess I do that, but it's not like I'm discussing it, or anything.

For once, I wasn't trying to be dirty. But, yeah. It does come up a lot.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, anyway, the point is that what you claim to believe bisexuality to be is pretty wrong. Unless you're a 'celebrity bisexual', or drunk.

Hah! Unintentional-euphamism-five! [Yes, she is now holding up a high-five hand.]

[designedtoparty]

Whatever. I don't really think about this shit.

[Nathan raises his eyebrows, then shrugs, high-fiving her.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

I think it's pretty fascinating, so I guess I do a lot.

[AND IT WAS EPIC.]

Haha, you're pretty awesome, Nathan.

[designedtoparty]

I don't really care, so long as I get laid.

[MOST EPIC.]

Thanks. I'd have to agree.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. By girls. If you were bi, you could get laid twice as much.

Good! I'm glad that you do.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, but then half the time it'd be total shit, which sort of ruins the point.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Haha, you clearly have little faith in your gender's ability to sex.

[designedtoparty]

Or I've entirely unintentionally given experimentation a shot and found it wasn't my thing.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[Poker face.] That's hot.

Well, yeah, because you're straight. But what I'm saying is if you were bi- or, uh, I dunno, 'sexually interested in men' they'd probably be decent at it, yeah? What about you, you get the job done, right? You're not one of those 'I'm done, now piss off, you're hogging the covers'.

[designedtoparty]

I prefer lesbians.

I have a few tricks up my sleeve, if that's what you're saying. Want me to show you?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Four boobs, eight lips.

I think I'm alright for now on the major details. Just making sure you do your part. On behalf of women everywhere, or something. I don't know, god, I make a terrible girl.

[designedtoparty]

Eight lips? I'm only counting four.

You're telling me. Do you have any idea how many girls would be begging for the chance I'm giving you?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, there's mouth-lips, and then there's other sorts of lips. You know, labia.

. . . Hold on, gimme a second, I'm going to need to think on this. Five?

[designedtoparty]

I'm still counting four, but then maths never was my strong point.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm counting each individual lip. Although, I suppose that I could count vulva, too, as they're technically labia menora, but they don't really look all that much like lips.

But man is it the best word.

[designedtoparty]

Lips or labia... whatsit?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

. . . [Pointing to each of her mouth-lips, then Nathan's] 1, 2, 3, 4, [pointing down with both hands; two fingers in a V on each, moving each finger with each number.] 5, 6, 7, 8.

Sexy math.