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Okay, so I may have started that. But still.

Still, I'm pretty sure you don't just punch your kid in the face. What did you do, anyway?

I punched him.

Alright, why did you punch him?

I don't know. He wasn't saying anything. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

He was standing there, just not saying anything, and you punched him. For no reason. You just went off and hit him.

What else was I supposed to do?

What were you expecting him to say?

I don't know. A hello might have been nice.

Sometimes I think it hurts worse when they just don't want you around than it does to just get hit in the face.

Yeah, well, he didn't me around, either. I think he might've stuck around a bit longer if he did.

How old were you when he took off?

I don't know. Six, or something. Not that he was around much before that.

My dad was never around either.

It sucks. I'm sorry.

They suck. You shouldn't have to be sorry.

Not all of them suck.

What, you're saying yours didn't now? He wasn't even around.

That depends on which one you're talking about. My biological father was never around. My dad was. ~~More.~~

You have two dads? What, were your parents gay, or something?

~~Somehow that was funnier when Chase asked.~~ No, I was adopted.

Oh. I guess that's cool.

I guess.

So why were you getting in trouble with the guy whose hand you stapled anyway?

Oh, him? He was just upset I ate some of his pick'n'mix. He was really overreacting, if you ask me.