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How old were you when he took off?

I don't know. Six, or something. Not that he was around much before that.

My dad was never around either.

It sucks. I'm sorry.

They suck. You shouldn't have to be sorry.

Not all of them suck.

What, you're saying yours didn't now? He wasn't even around.

That depends on which one you're talking about. My biological father was never around. My dad was. ~~More.~~

You have two dads? What, were your parents gay, or something?

~~Somehow that was funnier when Chase asked.~~ No, I was adopted.

Oh. I guess that's cool.

I guess.

So why were you getting in trouble with the guy whose hand you stapled anyway?

Oh, him? He was just upset I ate some of his pick'n'mix. He was really overreacting, if you ask me.