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[Well that might explain some of Nathan, but-] Did you staple that man's hand?

What, were you just not watching?

Yes, I stapled his hand.

Is that why you were called into his office in the first place?

No. I ate some pick'n'mix. Can you believe that?

And what is that a euphemism for?

...sweets.

Ah. I am not familiar with that particular brand. So, he called your father in, due to your stealing from him, and then you stapled his hand.

It's not a brand. It's like a buffet with sweets. Don't you have those in America?

And, no. I called my mum in, but she was in Spain, so she called my dad, and then I stapled his hand.

[he is picturing chafing dishes with candy now.] I'm unsure. I don't believe that I've ever come across them before.

That doesn't make it that much better.

[Oh, they are nowhere near that classy, Hammer.] Wow. America must be an even bigger pile of shit than I thought.

I wasn't trying to make it better.

At least our teeth are in better condition than England's. [Yes, he's including you in the English.]

Who staples anybody else's hand like that, regardless?

Hey, I'm not English. Note the accent.

It was there. He was being a twat. What else did he expect?

Edited 2011-06-28 22:56 (UTC)

My mistake.

I believe he did not expect to get his hand stapled. As most people do, as they go throughout the day.

Yeah, well, maybe he should've thought about that before he opened his mouth.

[Because Nathan's never guilty of that, clearly.]

Were you going to staple his mouth originally?

Don't be stupid. His hand was way closer.

I am hardly the one that is acting with lowered intelligence.

Are you saying there's something wrong with my intelligence?

I am saying that sometimes the evidence speaks for itself.

Which would all be well and good, except you don't actually have any.

It's right there, up on the network.

That's not evidence. That's things that have happened to me.

It's very clear that you stapled that man's hand there. That is the evidence that speaks for itself about your not-as-smart intelligence.

If I'd have missed, I'd understand. As it is, I really don't see where you're coming from.

Intelligent people do not staple the hands of others.

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I keep going between 'Sob, poor Nathan' and 'STALPLER'.

Haha. Well, he kind of does bring some of it on himself. XD

Yeah, true. But stiiiiill. Minus the terrible things that he does, I feel bad.

Yeahhhhhh, if you don't look at those you kind of have to feel bad for him.

Yes. And then your mind just kinda keeps going to: stapler. STAPLER.

Or yours does, anyway. :P

But it's a STAPLER. Other than that, I just feel like hugging him.

Leah says that staplers don't hurt. That guy makes me think otherwise, though. D:

Maybe not standard. That one looked heavy duty. Plus he really slammed on it.

Hm, that's true! That is probably why.

I'm also horribly squeamish about needles; staples don't seem that much better.

Urgh, yeah. Needles. Those are even worse for me. D:

Lucky for me my dad's a doctor, so I get to see pictures of them everywhere. =_=

I'm fine now, so long as I don't think about them going in me. I even gave an injection once!

I used to be able to give my cat insulin shots. IDK how. I still hate needles.

I think it's possibly easier on animals. Somehow. Because there's fur. XD

Well, I did it in his scruff, so that made it easier due to less feeling.

Mmm, yeah. They don't mind there. Plus you get to focus on making a tent!

Yeah, you can do a lot of stuff with the scruff. I've never thought of it like a tent, though!

I used to do work experience at a vets. That's how they always taught me to treat it.

Interesting! I just learned it as 'YOU WILL STOP FIGHTING WITH YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW. grab'

Hahaha. That sounds a pretty fun way. XD

Yeah, like throwing a kid into a pool so he learns to swim. But it's effective!

Whatever works, I guess!

Indeed. Wanna know what's weird? I've got a dog sitting next to me. We're dogsitting for our friend.

Awwww, dog. I love petsitting.

But Pixie. They don't purr. (Fun fact, when I was 10, I was legit confused by this.)

They wag. :( (When I was 10, I was confused why cats didn't.)

Actually, that's not entirely true; they may not wag like dogs do, but they do move like wagging.

Yeah, I called that twitching. Otherwise I got even MORE confused that it meant different things.

One of mine has a stumpy tail and when he's excited/happy he legit wags it. He'ssocute.

sjfadl That is so adorable.

He is the most adorable. It's all crooked, too, and he's black. It's like a witch's hat!