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[identity profile] unweighty.livejournal.com 2011-06-29 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Choose the smaller staple guns for your A-cup. I assume even you know how to stuff tissues, perhaps even being the type to model your sister's underthings out of childish, virgin curiosity. But I wouldn't know, I don't have a sister nor a brother. And the super virgin daydreams and fantasies don't quite interest me, either.

He caught you, didn't he. Your father. That look of disappointment clearly said he'd seen you doing something distasteful.

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[identity profile] unweighty.livejournal.com 2011-06-30 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
--ah.

[Tilts her head, original topic very much derailed.]

How foolish, for him to offer his help out of pride, then.

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[identity profile] unweighty.livejournal.com 2011-07-01 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Broken family woooooes]

And you've just wasted his time in the end. And he yours.

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."