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Are you saying there's something wrong with my intelligence?

I am saying that sometimes the evidence speaks for itself.

Which would all be well and good, except you don't actually have any.

It's right there, up on the network.

That's not evidence. That's things that have happened to me.

It's very clear that you stapled that man's hand there. That is the evidence that speaks for itself about your not-as-smart intelligence.

If I'd have missed, I'd understand. As it is, I really don't see where you're coming from.

Intelligent people do not staple the hands of others.

How do you know that? You're not exactly genius material yourself.

You are in no position to determine such a fact, however, at any rate, I possess enough to know not to staple anyone's hand.

Yeah? How'd you figure that?

Because I've never stapled anyone's hand.

Yet.

I'm fairly certain that I won't staple anyone's hand in the future, either.

You don't know that. Maybe tomorrow you'll accidentally drop a stapler on some poor old lady's hand then stamp on it.

The chances of that are quite low.

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Mmm, yeah. They don't mind there. Plus you get to focus on making a tent!

Yeah, you can do a lot of stuff with the scruff. I've never thought of it like a tent, though!

I used to do work experience at a vets. That's how they always taught me to treat it.

Interesting! I just learned it as 'YOU WILL STOP FIGHTING WITH YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW. grab'

Hahaha. That sounds a pretty fun way. XD

Yeah, like throwing a kid into a pool so he learns to swim. But it's effective!

Whatever works, I guess!

Indeed. Wanna know what's weird? I've got a dog sitting next to me. We're dogsitting for our friend.

Awwww, dog. I love petsitting.

But Pixie. They don't purr. (Fun fact, when I was 10, I was legit confused by this.)

They wag. :( (When I was 10, I was confused why cats didn't.)

Actually, that's not entirely true; they may not wag like dogs do, but they do move like wagging.

Yeah, I called that twitching. Otherwise I got even MORE confused that it meant different things.

One of mine has a stumpy tail and when he's excited/happy he legit wags it. He'ssocute.

sjfadl That is so adorable.

He is the most adorable. It's all crooked, too, and he's black. It's like a witch's hat!