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Whatever works, I guess!

[designedtoparty]

If I'd have missed, I'd understand. As it is, I really don't see where you're coming from.

Indeed. Wanna know what's weird? I've got a dog sitting next to me. We're dogsitting for our friend.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Intelligent people do not staple the hands of others.

Awwww, dog. I love petsitting.

[designedtoparty]

How do you know that? You're not exactly genius material yourself.

But Pixie. They don't purr. (Fun fact, when I was 10, I was legit confused by this.)

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are in no position to determine such a fact, however, at any rate, I possess enough to know not to staple anyone's hand.

They wag. :( (When I was 10, I was confused why cats didn't.)

[designedtoparty]

Yeah? How'd you figure that?

Actually, that's not entirely true; they may not wag like dogs do, but they do move like wagging.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Because I've never stapled anyone's hand.

Yeah, I called that twitching. Otherwise I got even MORE confused that it meant different things.

[designedtoparty]

Yet.

One of mine has a stumpy tail and when he's excited/happy he legit wags it. He'ssocute.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain that I won't staple anyone's hand in the future, either.

sjfadl That is so adorable.

[designedtoparty]

You don't know that. Maybe tomorrow you'll accidentally drop a stapler on some poor old lady's hand then stamp on it.

He is the most adorable. It's all crooked, too, and he's black. It's like a witch's hat!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The chances of that are quite low.