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[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
....I don't think humans can face. Shagging, aye, but we havenae got the same bits as cars. Or robots. Or robot cars.

Right! No! If y' found Nathan sittin' in you sexy, that's invading his space or somethin'! I'm trying t' do an analogy but I've no idea how you lot work. I dunno, like if y' put your hands all over the rear bumper of a lady Cybertron and she didnae want you to.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I watched a few vids. What you guys do is weird and kinda gross, but I was willing to give it a shot.

All I said was that his pants felt nice, I can't help it if leather happens to be sensitive.

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[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It--! [Campbell makes a confused, giving-up sound. He has no idea how Cybertronians work. He can't do this lecture.]