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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me, right?

[designedtoparty]

Obviously. Don't you have sarcasm in Trollville?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I can never tell with you humans!

[designedtoparty]

Seriously? When am I ever serious?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So if you aren't seriously you're always sarcastic?? Is that how this works?

[designedtoparty]

Either that, or I'm lying. I always make shit up. It's funny.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So you're neeeeeeeever serious? That's messed up! You're even more messed up than I am.

[designedtoparty]

That's not true. I'm not the one who goes around murdering people.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I told you, it's a cultural thing! You're being pretty culturally insensitive.

[designedtoparty]

How is murder a cultural thing? It's more like... a murder thing!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Because our entire species does it, pretty much! It's basically expected of us when we get older.

[designedtoparty]

Pretty much my entire species does it. That doesn't mean we're okay with it.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Wellllllll, our adults are okay with it.

[designedtoparty]

Well, maybe your adults are retarded.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

It's just how they do things, or did things. Since Alternia is gone now.

........Probably for the best.

[designedtoparty]

Probably, if that's how fucked up it was.

[A pause.] Do you miss it?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Ugh, she doesn't like to talk about this.]

You'd have to be crazy to miss a world like that.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know if you'd noticed, but you kind of are.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Oh, thaaaaaaaanks. So you like talking to crazy people, huh? Is that a thing you're into?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, sure. Nothing gets me off like a straightjacket. Too bad there's no way I'd fit in yours.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a straightjacket? Some ridiculous human fashion accessory for the insane?

Well, it's too bad for you that I don't own one of those, isn't it?

[designedtoparty]

You don't even have straightjackets? They're all the rage, back on Earth. And come in handy, if you're into bondage.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD. You'd think she would have learned by now that all Nathan conversations turn into this. Nope. Not gonna let it bug her. Noooooooope.]

I see you still find it fascinating to solicit underage trolls! Grooooooooss.

[designedtoparty]

Solicit? You wish.

I just think it's funny how you're always freaking out over it.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Well, jesus, what do you expect? You humans have no shame, it's kind of embarrassing to know you sometimes!