[Okay, that would be his cue to switch to a poor American accent. I'd like to see you try getting off to this. No, I don't mean that literally, so put your cock back into whatever equivalent you have to kecks.

Yeah, that's scary. Or would be if we were actually talking in person. And before you tell me your creeper senses have tracked down my location and you're standing right behind me, I want you to think very carefully about your answer. I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.