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[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]

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Really? I found that one kind of freaky.

Freaky? It's pretty much the hottest thing I've seen all day.

[Dulcie walks over and pretty much drapes herself all over Nathan's lap.]

Reaaaaaaaaaaally?

I thought the bathroom stall one was way sexier.

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If she's lucky, you'll never find her.

You didn't see the guy she was banging. I'd be a serious upgrade.

Why do you care, anyway? Are you double jointed?

If I am, if I'm not, that's for me to know and you never to find out.

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I saw that one. I can raise it one better.

[Brings up a seperate video to one half of the screen, one of Lockdown's pale, muscular holoform nude - but with a leg obscuring the twig and berries - and lounging in a suggestive pose while doing stuff with an ice cube. Yes, he did shoot that himself.]

Fuck! Jesus Christ. Are you still kidding yourself to think I fancy you, or something?

Maybe I just like seein' you squirm.

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[The video is just of this face]

Look. If this is about your couch, I promise it's clean.

It's not about the bloody couch. Frankie and I don' even sit on it anymore.

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Did you see the ones with the old ladies?

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[!!!HOT!!! Sexxxy Cowboys!!! !!!HOT!!!]

No! Of course not. What kind of sick pervert do you take me for?

[Pause. Checkin' out that cowboy porn.] Since when have you been gay? You don't seem the type.

Not the kind who sends that stuff out on purpose. Just thought you should know.

I didn't write that. It keeps following me around.

Like the old ladies keep following you around.

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[ALL NEW - **Hot Nights at the Crazy O Ranch** - click here to watch NOW!]

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If that one's any indication, you have no taste.

Oh, come on. That was hot. Maybe it's you who's got no taste.

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Why are you even looking at this?

I'm a man. It's porn.

Do you really need me to spell this out to you?

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[He saw one and she was from "The Exxxotic Orient."]

Asian chicks don't go for white guys with afros, dude.

How would you know? You can barely pick out Asian guys from the girls. And they have tiny cocks.

Compared to them, I'm practically godlike.

- against regulations.

You think everything's against regulations.

What are you going to do? Confiscate my porn and jack off to it?

TRUTH .

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