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Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-03-12 04:15 pm

005 ∞ VIDEO

[Nathan, who's made sure the camera is far enough back to show off his entire body, is kitted out in a denim mini skirt and a skimpy spaghetti top. It also looks as though there may be a badly stuffed bra underneath that. He's barefooted at the moment, but there's a stray strappy sandle next to one of his feet.

Besides him is a fox, wearing a pink, lacy bra.]


City! As a good friend of mine once told me, "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Which is why, now my soul has presented herself to me, I have decided to embrace the truth and live my life as a woman. I can't lie to myself any longer. Not when the truth's right there in front of me.

Now, boys... I know it's tempting, but just so you know, I am definitely a lesbian. So, no touching.

And thank you, inner fox lady, for revealing this to me.

[Bending down, Nathan gives the fox a sloppy kiss on the nose. She looks smug, giving his cheek an equally sloppy lick.]

Now all you need is a new name. Maybe one of them can think one up?

Nah. Fuck 'em. I can think of my own name. Anyway, you're forgetting surgery.

Naming seems easier. And less painful.

Hey, you know what they say. You can't have pussy without having some pain.

[With a grin, Nathan disconnects the feed.]

[ooc; Nathan will be affected by Daemon Day for the entire weekend. Orange text is his daemon, regular text is Nathan. And, no. He didn't pay for those clothes. So if police types want to have had reports of Nathan not-so-subtly hanging around with a fox making off with women's clothing, feel free. \o>]
thenormalsquint: (❥ on the cus)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I was talking about your brain.
adamantined: (RATIONALE)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-03-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll agree with you on that. Both are truly delusional.
eiremagic: (Eden - John seriously now)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2011-03-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nathan, yeh're not a girl.
thenormalsquint: (❥ whateve)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-13 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, but because I think your right boob is trying to make a run for it.

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[identity profile] renegare.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
No such thing.

Only people too weak to kill properly.
totallyinaband: (guitar)

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[personal profile] totallyinaband 2011-03-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do people actually consider foxes foxy? Because mainly that would be kind of creepy, dude.
adamantined: (RETORT)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-03-13 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
They're definitely killing me. Just probably not in the way you think.
eiremagic: (Default)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2011-03-13 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I never know what yeh're doin', let alone if yeh're doin' it for fun.
thenormalsquint: (❥ sass)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-13 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Angela starts laughing because this is ridiculous.]

You might want to invest in some implants. Not sure if they make them for foxes, though.

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[identity profile] renegare.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I see no reason why you should be spared.
eiremagic: (Eden - hrm)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2011-03-13 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeh're such a fuckin' weirdo.

Oy, since Jessica's gone, yeh want to move yehr shite back into her room?
thenormalsquint: (❥ laugh it u)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Angela has to admit: Nathan is stupid yet entertaining.]

She doesn't need a bra either, but I don't see that stopping you.
eiremagic: (Default)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2011-03-13 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
....if yeh really want them? It's not like I can wear them.

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