011 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Grubby and cobwebby, Nathan is slouched on his bed, smoking a joint. He's definitely not feeling his usual self, looking a bit more withdrawn than he would normally.]

So, I think I died last night. Either that, or someone slipped me some really bad acid. [He stops and groans there, squeezing his eyes shut and dragging a hand down his face.] I don't know. I'm kind of fuzzy on the details.

On the plus side, immortal. So, I don't have to worry about that zombie shit the rest of you lot have going. Down side... actually, I don't think there is a down side to dying, in this case. I mean, it's that or I got raped by some big, beefy bloke while having the worst trip of my life. [Pauses, looking mildly disgusted as he pictures that.] Yeah... let's not go there.

[He waves a dismissive hand at the camera.]

Anyway, I have this letter... bill... thing. Just so you know, I didn't buy anything, so you can forget about me paying it. Thanks.

[He takes one last, long drag off the joint, then pushes himself forward to stub the end out and turn off the camera.]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

What can I say? I'm very self-sacrificing.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

I'd protect you if I could, but...

[designedtoparty]

I don't need protection. Next time I'll be ready. And I'll be able to beat the shit out of them.

1/3

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

How reassuring.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

After all, if I protected you, then you'd have to give me money or something like that...

3/4 J/K : D

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

And then I'd be your pimp!

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be a pimp. It's better this way.

[designedtoparty]

[Pffffffffffffff.]

I don't even have any money. And no offence, or anything, but you look a little on the weedy side to be doing any sort of protecting.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Oh? I thought you were really successful, all the girls and boys wanted you... I guess your attacker took it all. Or you aren't good at saving money.

(Weedy? That's fine.)


(ooc: phone comment= no brackets!11)

[designedtoparty]

[Oh. Right. That.]

Yeah! The bastard robbed me. I woke up, and it was gone.

[ooc: No worries! They all mean the same thing. Also, I know my own keywords, I swear. >.>]

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Next time, don't walk around with everything on you.

(ooc: I was about to say, WE-ELL NATHAN I don't know how but clearly Mukuro's made an impression?!?)

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, I won't. Clearly the police aren't going to be any help on the matter, so I'll just have to cut my losses and take it as a lesson.

[ooc: Sob, no, sorry. This is just what happens when my userpic browse button is too wonky to use. At least I didn't accidentally subject you to his special face? D:]

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

How mature of you. Well, good luck!

[ooc: I am obviously very disappointed I thought we had something lsfmksd there's always... time... for the special face...]