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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is curled up in bed, so his voice is slightly muffled by his covers.]

Okay, so is anyone else getting any more of those pains that were going on before we managed to get rid of those harpies? Or am I the lucky winner here? [He says 'we'. In reality he didn't do anything to help.]

Fuck. I think this actually feels worse than getting impaled to begin with.

[A pause and some creaking as Nathan shifts on his mattress.]

I think there's still bird shit in my bed. Those bastards better not have given me bird flu, or something.

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[designedtoparty]

Why?

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[adamantined]

I -

[Can't even believe I'm being asked this question.]

Karma. Think of your karma.

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[designedtoparty]

Look, she offered.

Volunteers don't expect anything.

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[adamantined]

There's a difference between volunteering at a soup kitchen and cleaning up someone's dirty sheets. It's not like you're in the hospital where that kind of thing is acceptable.

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[designedtoparty]

Wait, bird shit in hospitals is acceptable now? Standards really are slipping.

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[adamantined]

I meant shit in general.

[SIGH.]

Speaking of hospitals, why haven't you done anything about your pain problem?

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[designedtoparty]

I have! Campbell's going for me.

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[adamantined]

Good. Getting impaled sucks.

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[designedtoparty]

Have you ever been impaled?

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[adamantined]

A couple of times. Steel rod through my neck, stuff like that.

audio ][ Flip, sorry! I managed not to notice I hadn't replied to this. >.>

[designedtoparty]

[He hisses between his teeth.] Sounds painful. Almost makes me glad I've only had it through the chest.