013 ∞ AUDIO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is curled up in bed, so his voice is slightly muffled by his covers.]

Okay, so is anyone else getting any more of those pains that were going on before we managed to get rid of those harpies? Or am I the lucky winner here? [He says 'we'. In reality he didn't do anything to help.]

Fuck. I think this actually feels worse than getting impaled to begin with.

[A pause and some creaking as Nathan shifts on his mattress.]

I think there's still bird shit in my bed. Those bastards better not have given me bird flu, or something.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

So why're you telling me?

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Because you asked and I'm trying to distract you. I've got nothing against information, always been one for the whole 'knowledge is strength' thing, I just don't support committing suicide for other people's entertainment.

[designedtoparty]

I'm not planning on doing it for other people's entertainment. I'm doing it for sex and money.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Suicide for sex? Yeah, death definitely turns ladies on. Let me know how that one works for you.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. You're telling me you've had all these deaths and you've never tried it?

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

I find that killing yourself usually turns the other person off instead.

[designedtoparty]

Then how do you explain the black market demand for snuff?

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Snuff's a little different than shooting yourself in the head or drowning.

[designedtoparty]

It's kind of the same. I mean, I end up dead in both scenarios.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

It's the level of violence that tends to be the turn off. Unless you find a chick who likes things bloody.

[designedtoparty]

Either that, or she likes fame and cash. I think the last two would apply to most girls.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

The ones you're looking for? Probably.

[designedtoparty]

And what other kind matter?

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

The kind you're not looking for.

[designedtoparty]

I don't care about them, though.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

You might, one day.

Your pain getting any better?

[designedtoparty]

Campbell got hold of some morphine. It's kind of working.