Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-06-18 08:31 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-06-18 08:31 pm
Entry tags:
- character: alisha bailey,
- character: angela montenegro,
- character: appleby mennym,
- character: dulcie,
- character: effy stonem,
- character: fred weasley,
- character: gaius octavian,
- character: kelly bailey,
- character: luna,
- character: marquise spinneret mindfang,
- character: neophyte redglare,
- character: simon bellamy,
- character: valentine,
- curse day: affected,
- curse: 4th wall day,
- filter: public,
- player: b/k the awkward,
- plot: nathan is a troll,
- post: action,
- post: video
019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION
[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]
You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--
[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]
Barry!
[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention. ("Barry, no! Don't put your cock in there!" and such. Nathan is classy as ever.)
The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]
Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?
Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.
I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.
All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]
[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]
You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--
[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]
Barry!
[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention. ("Barry, no! Don't put your cock in there!" and such. Nathan is classy as ever.)
The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]
Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?
Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.
I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.
All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]
[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]
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You getting your pint depends on it.
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What now?
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Okay, fine. I'll buy you a drink. But I'm triple-bagging. You probably have got AIDs, if that's how easy you are.
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A pint of larger and whatever she's having.
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Do you always want to fuck strangers?
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I'll fuck anyone, so long as they're not ugly. Do you always want strangers to fuck you?
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I could go on.
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[Because obviously that's how every homeless becomes homeless.]
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... I hate her.
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I don't have AIDs. It's something worse.
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What's worse than AIDs?
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