019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]

You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--

[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]

Barry!

[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention.  ("Barry, no!  Don't put your cock in there!" and such.  Nathan is classy as ever.)

The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]

Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?

Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.

I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.

All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]

[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]

Comments

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

There's everything wrong with it.

Right. So, most of them are bisexual. So, your fantastical cock wouldn't really turn them, and I am using massive quotes on that phrase, mind you, from liking girls.

[designedtoparty]

Aw, come on. It'd at least steer them away a little bit.

What is that afro userhead? That's amazing.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Doubt it. 'Specially if they're equally attracted to men and ladies, like I am, 'cause I'm awesome. Well, awesome, minus the whole 'never getting any'.

That is a birthday present off Amy. I didn't even know they had afro userheads. XD

[designedtoparty]

See, that just proves my point. Of course you're going to start fancying everyone if you don't get any sex.

Neither did I, but it is awesome. *_*

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, excuse your face, I am a special case. If I get any, the world, like, stops spinning or implodes or nothing is right in the universe. It's never me.

Anyway, I know people who get plenty and still consider themselves bisexual.

I knowwwwww.

[designedtoparty]

My face does not need excusing, thank you. Especially not by some sexually frustrated virgin.

Yeah, well. Maybe they're just undecided.

It really brings out his eyes.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

It needs so much excusing, regardless of my lack of sexual encounters.

Ohhhhh, oh man, oh man, do you really think that bi people just 'need to decide'? Come on, I know you're better than that.

XD

[designedtoparty]

My face is extremely attractive. It does not need excusing.

I never said they needed to. I just think they probably will.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

It needs all the excusing.

Okay, allow me to re-phrase, you think that bisexuality is, generally, a limbo between straight and gay until the preference is decided?

[designedtoparty]

Well, yeah. That's, like, the entire point of it.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

The entire point of bisexuality is due to people being undecided? [She crosses her arms in an amused fashion, laughing a little.] Oh, I'm sure Dulcie loves that explanation, you must tell her all the time.

[designedtoparty]

Strangely enough, it isn't something that comes up all that often. It may surprise you to learn I'm not secretly packing both sets of genitalia.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

You two frequent bars, where there's lots of hot chicks, and her bisexuality doesn't come up that often? This is disbelief, here.

[designedtoparty]

So what? That's a girl thing. Loads of women do it.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Tch, right, Katy Perry Syndrome. No, but, like, she identifies as bi, doesn't she?

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. Who talks about this shit, really?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

People? Maybe? I don't know. I talk about it a lot, but I think other people do too?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, yeah. I'm always talking about how straight I am. It comes up all the time.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[dismissing flail-y wave.] Pfffff, no, like, other peoples' sexuality and orientation and stuff.

Haha, comes up.

[designedtoparty]

Oh. I guess I do that, but it's not like I'm discussing it, or anything.

For once, I wasn't trying to be dirty. But, yeah. It does come up a lot.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, anyway, the point is that what you claim to believe bisexuality to be is pretty wrong. Unless you're a 'celebrity bisexual', or drunk.

Hah! Unintentional-euphamism-five! [Yes, she is now holding up a high-five hand.]

[designedtoparty]

Whatever. I don't really think about this shit.

[Nathan raises his eyebrows, then shrugs, high-fiving her.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

I think it's pretty fascinating, so I guess I do a lot.

[AND IT WAS EPIC.]

Haha, you're pretty awesome, Nathan.

[designedtoparty]

I don't really care, so long as I get laid.

[MOST EPIC.]

Thanks. I'd have to agree.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. By girls. If you were bi, you could get laid twice as much.

Good! I'm glad that you do.