designedtoparty: (thinky face)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-06-25 07:58 pm
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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like you're just a magnet for anyone older than you.
designedtoparty: (a little baby coming out of your twat)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. It's really too bad I'm more into younger women. The rest of the world would kill for a guy like me in their bed.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Still got that fetish for one gender, huh?

I would've killed to get you into my back seat.
designedtoparty: (sad look up)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a fetish. It's normalcy.

Also, dude. Stop it. That's really fucking creepy. Especially when I'm sober.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You call it normalcy, I call it a fetish. Okay, I got a few of my own, but I'm not exclusive to 'em.

Just sayin'. You missed out.
designedtoparty: (I'm the designated driver)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a fetish when it applies to the majority.

Except I didn't. Just sayin'.
Edited 2011-06-25 22:50 (UTC)

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...So the majority of you people feel the need to date one gender over the other? Right~
designedtoparty: (like the Mitchell brothers; just better)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What, are you blind? Seriously. Look around.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I just don't see the need to pay attention.

Look, I'm just gonna say it already. I'm not actually a man.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't say that. Guess again.

[He's not exactly a robot right now either. That's okay, he'll keep Nathan in suspense for a few more days.]
designedtoparty: (this is very very bad)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Chick with a dick? Because I don't exactly have good experiences with those, either.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going to ignore that. If only because he has no idea what Nathan's talking about.]

Lemme put it to ya' this way: you were talkin' to my avatar the whole date.

[He's found that people recognize the word "avatar" more than "holoform".]
designedtoparty: (this is very very bad)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
One of those blue things?

[Sadly, out of every main character in his canon, only one of them would probably recognise avatar. Nathan is not that guy.]

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-25 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...No. You saw it, not a hint of blue on it.

You want me to be blunt, meatbag? I'll be blunt. I'm a robot. And an alien.
designedtoparty: (just chillin')

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-26 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah. This isn't sounding any less creepy.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm trying to creep you out less? Still true though. My real body just stayed in the parking lot during the date.
designedtoparty: (assaulted by a chick with a dick)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
What, you kept it in the boot?

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
No. My real body is the car. Gotta say, your pants felt kinda good against my leather seats.
designedtoparty: (disbelieving laugh)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-26 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's creepy. That's really, really creepy.
designedtoparty: (I'm a homeless)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's more creepy. I'm the one who's meant to be pulling weird shit like that around here!

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[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
NATHAN? Y' got raped by a TRANSFORMER?!
designedtoparty: ({smoke} nice cardigan)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-06-26 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
The worst part is I probably could have avoided this if I'd just watched more TV.

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