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[designedtoparty]

Not especially well, no.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Why not? I mean, not that I blame you or anything. My lusus and I didn't have a very good relationship either, even after I prototyped her.

[designedtoparty]

Are you kidding me? You saw how he was.

What is it with you people and lususes, anyway?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So he's aaaaaaaalways been like that?

Every troll has a lusus, just like every human has a guardian, or a parent or whatever.

[designedtoparty]

Well, obviously. He's a dick.

Oh, so it's your parent. Why not jut call them that?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

She wasn't a parent! She was a huge spider that I had to feed when I grew up. If I didn't feed her, she would have eaten me. It was a mutual relationship of taking care of each other.

Except she didn't really take care of me.

[designedtoparty]

Seriously!? How does that work? "Oh, hi, Mum. We're running low on giant flies? Don't worry! I'll just nip down the corner shop and pick up some more for you. I don't really feel up to being eaten tonight."

No wonder you're such a freak.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, no! She ate trolls like me! That's why I was covered in all of that blood that one time. Or paint or whatever you wanted to call it. It's either cull or be culled.

That's just the way it works.

[designedtoparty]

You should've just left her. Ran away from home, or whatever. Feeding her all the time seems like way too much effort.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you don't really understand troll society! Doing that would have gotten me culled.

[designedtoparty]

Well, obviously. Do I look like a troll to you?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Obviously not! But those suggestions are just dumb and stupid, Nathan. Do all humans give stupid advice like that??

[designedtoparty]

I'm telling you not to be a murdering psychopath. How is that stupid?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I'm not anymore! Besides, it was necessary to feed my lusus. And it's kind of what trolls do when they grow up anyway.

[designedtoparty]

Oh. Well, if everyone else is doing it... That's okay, then!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me, right?

[designedtoparty]

Obviously. Don't you have sarcasm in Trollville?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I can never tell with you humans!

[designedtoparty]

Seriously? When am I ever serious?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So if you aren't seriously you're always sarcastic?? Is that how this works?

[designedtoparty]

Either that, or I'm lying. I always make shit up. It's funny.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So you're neeeeeeeever serious? That's messed up! You're even more messed up than I am.

[designedtoparty]

That's not true. I'm not the one who goes around murdering people.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I told you, it's a cultural thing! You're being pretty culturally insensitive.

[designedtoparty]

How is murder a cultural thing? It's more like... a murder thing!