designedtoparty | 020 ∞ VIDEO

Well, obviously. Do I look like a troll to you?

Obviously not! But those suggestions are just dumb and stupid, Nathan. Do all humans give stupid advice like that??

I'm telling you not to be a murdering psychopath. How is that stupid?

Ugh, I'm not anymore! Besides, it was necessary to feed my lusus. And it's kind of what trolls do when they grow up anyway.

Oh. Well, if everyone else is doing it... That's okay, then!

You're kidding me, right?

Obviously. Don't you have sarcasm in Trollville?

Ugh, I can never tell with you humans!

Seriously? When am I ever serious?

So if you aren't seriously you're always sarcastic?? Is that how this works?

Either that, or I'm lying. I always make shit up. It's funny.

So you're neeeeeeeever serious? That's messed up! You're even more messed up than I am.

That's not true. I'm not the one who goes around murdering people.

I told you, it's a cultural thing! You're being pretty culturally insensitive.

How is murder a cultural thing? It's more like... a murder thing!

Because our entire species does it, pretty much! It's basically expected of us when we get older.

Pretty much my entire species does it. That doesn't mean we're okay with it.

Wellllllll, our adults are okay with it.

Well, maybe your adults are retarded.

It's just how they do things, or did things. Since Alternia is gone now.

........Probably for the best.

Probably, if that's how fucked up it was.

[A pause.] Do you miss it?

[Ugh, she doesn't like to talk about this.]

You'd have to be crazy to miss a world like that.

I don't know if you'd noticed, but you kind of are.

Oh, thaaaaaaaanks. So you like talking to crazy people, huh? Is that a thing you're into?

Oh, sure. Nothing gets me off like a straightjacket. Too bad there's no way I'd fit in yours.

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