Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-09-24 11:46 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-09-24 11:46 pm
Entry tags:
- character: alisha bailey,
- character: captain space,
- character: charlie mcgee,
- character: curt wild,
- character: dulcie,
- character: eden mac cionaoith,
- character: kazari,
- character: our lady of monsters,
- curse day: affected,
- curse: polychromatic monochromatic,
- filter: public,
- plot: curse day,
- post: video
026 ∞ VIDEO
[One of Bro's yellow smuppets fills the screen. The rear end, if you want to get specific. When the smuppet's pulled back, the screen's back to monochrome, Nathan looking more than a little traumatised.]
What the fuck is this? It's horrifying. I mean, who wants to go for their morning piss to find this staring at them from behind the loo?
Is it some kind of puppet sex toy, or what? Its nose looks like a bloody dildo. Is that a nose? [Nathan pauses to poke at it suspiciously.] I bet there's anus sewn into its ass somewhere. Not that I'm planning on actually checking that. Fuck knows what some pervert's been doing with this thing. I bet there's months old spunk still up there.
[Rant apparently over, Nathan drops his arm so he's not waving the smuppet at the screen, scratching his cheek almost thoughtfully.]
I'll tell you what, though. I'm pissing yellow again. So, I guess something came out of this. You know, besides scarring me for the rest of my life.
What the fuck is this? It's horrifying. I mean, who wants to go for their morning piss to find this staring at them from behind the loo?
Is it some kind of puppet sex toy, or what? Its nose looks like a bloody dildo. Is that a nose? [Nathan pauses to poke at it suspiciously.] I bet there's anus sewn into its ass somewhere. Not that I'm planning on actually checking that. Fuck knows what some pervert's been doing with this thing. I bet there's months old spunk still up there.
[Rant apparently over, Nathan drops his arm so he's not waving the smuppet at the screen, scratching his cheek almost thoughtfully.]
I'll tell you what, though. I'm pissing yellow again. So, I guess something came out of this. You know, besides scarring me for the rest of my life.
video. Oh no. Please don't shove me in the locker! I want to go in the water!
[ SIMON DOES NOT HAVE A PISS FETISH, GRANNY FUCKER. ]
video. You want to be Sally? I guess I'll just have to clear out the freezer first, then.
[What, are you deaf now? He totally wants to piss all over your tits, then fuck your armpit.]
video. As long as I get the cornettos, I am okay with this.
You're just a boy, Nathan. Immortal, yeah, but you're not a man or whatever.
[ You forgot it was a hairy armpit. ]
video. You can have as many as you like.
[Does that mean you stopped shaving for your boyfriend, Alisha?]