designedtoparty: (I'm the designated driver)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-27 01:11 pm
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004 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[Nathan is on a bench, smoking. And possibly sulking.

His legs aren't visible to the camera, but he's sticking them out for passersby to try and trip them.]

The fuck's this meant to be, huh? Family reunion? Population overload? Invasion of idiots?

How's a feller supposed to maintain maintain his usual lifestyle without being attacked with this little running space? I've been punched several times already. And slapped at least twice as much.

[ooc; Open to anything and everything!]
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[identity profile] threeatonce.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice to see that your response to all those possibilities is to react with the outward grace and maturity of a nine-year-old bum.
designedtoparty: (I'm a homeless)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-02-27 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I'll have you know it's extremely offensive to call a homeless man a bum.

[Not that he's homeless anymore. But whatever. He can still play it up.]
Edited 2011-02-27 19:41 (UTC)

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[identity profile] threeatonce.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you really call a boy a man?
designedtoparty: (I am so awesome)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-02-27 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you implying I'm not all man? Look at me!

[Aaaaand here comes the manly grunting and muscle straining, complete with most butch scowl Nathan can manage. Aren't you glad he switched to video?]

[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck family. ...And I don't mean it like that.
designedtoparty: (we should have phone sex)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-02-28 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure about that?

Don't worry, there's no need to defend yourself. I'm very non-judgemental.

[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. I'm sure. It doesn't work out. Bitches and babies.

What about you?
designedtoparty: (who am I?)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-03-01 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Nahhhh. I'm about the most good looking person there is in my family. We'd never work out.

[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? I am the best looking before and after.
designedtoparty: (come again?)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-03-01 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. Look at me. I'm a very attractive man.

[Pause.] I feel like that'd make a lot more sense in context. Before and after what?

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[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Did you buy those eyebrows?

[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Before and after surgery. Duh.
designedtoparty: (I am so awesome)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-03-01 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! [There is much self-conscious feeling of his eyebrows here.] It's not my fault I inherited my dad's bad genes, all right?

At least I didn't see the need for surgery. I know how little there is to improve on.
Edited 2011-03-01 08:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Natural? I thought they were a custom job.

[Waaaaait whaaaat?]

You don't see a need for surgery? That's what poor people say.
designedtoparty: (ASBO and an all over tan)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-03-01 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
No. Why would I buy eyebrows, anyway? I've got better things to waste my money on. [Not that he has money to begin with. But that's besides the point.]

Yeah, okay, so I'm poor. That doesn't mean I need surgery. What's there to improve on here?
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