004 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is on a bench, smoking. And possibly sulking.

His legs aren't visible to the camera, but he's sticking them out for passersby to try and trip them.]

The fuck's this meant to be, huh? Family reunion? Population overload? Invasion of idiots?

How's a feller supposed to maintain maintain his usual lifestyle without being attacked with this little running space? I've been punched several times already. And slapped at least twice as much.

[ooc; Open to anything and everything!]

Comments

[graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com]

Before and after surgery. Duh.

[designedtoparty]

Hey! [There is much self-conscious feeling of his eyebrows here.] It's not my fault I inherited my dad's bad genes, all right?

At least I didn't see the need for surgery. I know how little there is to improve on.

[graaaaaaaaaaves.livejournal.com]

Natural? I thought they were a custom job.

[Waaaaait whaaaat?]

You don't see a need for surgery? That's what poor people say.

[designedtoparty]

No. Why would I buy eyebrows, anyway? I've got better things to waste my money on. [Not that he has money to begin with. But that's besides the point.]

Yeah, okay, so I'm poor. That doesn't mean I need surgery. What's there to improve on here?