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[Nathan, who's made sure the camera is far enough back to show off his entire body, is kitted out in a denim mini skirt and a skimpy spaghetti top. It also looks as though there may be a badly stuffed bra underneath that. He's barefooted at the moment, but there's a stray strappy sandle next to one of his feet.

Besides him is a fox, wearing a pink, lacy bra.]

City! As a good friend of mine once told me, "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Which is why, now my soul has presented herself to me, I have decided to embrace the truth and live my life as a woman. I can't lie to myself any longer. Not when the truth's right there in front of me.

Now, boys... I know it's tempting, but just so you know, I am definitely a lesbian. So, no touching.

And thank you, inner fox lady, for revealing this to me.

[Bending down, Nathan gives the fox a sloppy kiss on the nose. She looks smug, giving his cheek an equally sloppy lick.]

Now all you need is a new name. Maybe one of them can think one up?

Nah. Fuck 'em. I can think of my own name. Anyway, you're forgetting surgery.

Naming seems easier. And less painful.

Hey, you know what they say. You can't have pussy without having some pain.

[With a grin, Nathan disconnects the feed.]

[ooc; Nathan will be affected by Daemon Day for the entire weekend. Orange text is his daemon, regular text is Nathan. And, no. He didn't pay for those clothes. So if police types want to have had reports of Nathan not-so-subtly hanging around with a fox making off with women's clothing, feel free. \o>]

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[Angela's been here long enough to not be surprised by talking animals, people being followed by said talking animals, or people being followed by said talking animals on the network. However, Nathan and the fox dressed like that is a definite first.

As it is, she's just left blinking at the screen in disbelief. There are no words for this kid.]

[ooc: a placeholder because i need a nap D:]

[At the look Angela's giving him, Nathan lets out a shriek.]

Oh, my God! My hair! Is it my hair? Is there something wrong with my hair!?

I knew I should've straightened it!

[ooc: Have a nice nap! ♥]

There's definitely something wrong, but I think it's under your hair.

Are you saying it looks like a wig? Because, trust me. That's all natural.

Right. I was talking about your brain.

What, because I refuse to stick the the gender God intended?

I come here for support, and instead I find myself torn down. I had no idea the world could be so cruel!

No, but because I think your right boob is trying to make a run for it.

[Oh, right. Nathan pulls a face, stretching his top down to fix his boob.]

Well, there's only so far you can go with socks and tissue. It's not my fault I don't have the real deal!

[Angela starts laughing because this is ridiculous.]

You might want to invest in some implants. Not sure if they make them for foxes, though.

[Well, now you're encouraging him...]

She doesn't need implants. Do you have any idea how many tits girl foxes have? Kind of makes me jealous I'm not a fox.

They have operations for that, you know.

[Angela has to admit: Nathan is stupid yet entertaining.]

She doesn't need a bra either, but I don't see that stopping you.

Technically, she needs four bras, but we thought that might be going overboard.

Anyway, I think she looks quite dashing.

[Which prompts a little spin from the fox. Not... that it really shows off the bra. But it's the thought that counts.]

[Applause.]

The fox is fantastic.

[Nathan... not so much.]

[PLEASED.]

So, by default, I am.

Fantastic Mr Fox?

Right. Yeah. Down to the whole losing his tail thing, whenever I get around to that.

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