005 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan, who's made sure the camera is far enough back to show off his entire body, is kitted out in a denim mini skirt and a skimpy spaghetti top. It also looks as though there may be a badly stuffed bra underneath that. He's barefooted at the moment, but there's a stray strappy sandle next to one of his feet.

Besides him is a fox, wearing a pink, lacy bra.]

City! As a good friend of mine once told me, "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Which is why, now my soul has presented herself to me, I have decided to embrace the truth and live my life as a woman. I can't lie to myself any longer. Not when the truth's right there in front of me.

Now, boys... I know it's tempting, but just so you know, I am definitely a lesbian. So, no touching.

And thank you, inner fox lady, for revealing this to me.

[Bending down, Nathan gives the fox a sloppy kiss on the nose. She looks smug, giving his cheek an equally sloppy lick.]

Now all you need is a new name. Maybe one of them can think one up?

Nah. Fuck 'em. I can think of my own name. Anyway, you're forgetting surgery.

Naming seems easier. And less painful.

Hey, you know what they say. You can't have pussy without having some pain.

[With a grin, Nathan disconnects the feed.]

[ooc; Nathan will be affected by Daemon Day for the entire weekend. Orange text is his daemon, regular text is Nathan. And, no. He didn't pay for those clothes. So if police types want to have had reports of Nathan not-so-subtly hanging around with a fox making off with women's clothing, feel free. \o>]

Comments

Audio

[totallyinaband]

Hey, uh, good for you man. I knew some who changed genders in high school. There was like totally an article about in the North Toronto Post.

So, uh, awesome, I guess?

[long pause]

So... a fox, huh?

Audio

[designedtoparty]

What, is that some kind of Torontonian newspaper? Why did no one tell me that sooner!? If I'd known it was headline worthy, I'd have pulled this shit years ago.

Right. A fox. A manifestation of my inner foxiness, or whatever.

Outer foxiness 'til this shit wears off.

Re: Audio

[totallyinaband]

Do people actually consider foxes foxy? Because mainly that would be kind of creepy, dude.

Audio

[designedtoparty]

What? Noooo. It's just some of that metaphorical bullshit, isn't it? Unless you're into that whole animal sex scene, then you might think they're foxy. But they're sick perverts, so they don't count.

Or if you're a fox. I think foxes are foxy.