005 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan, who's made sure the camera is far enough back to show off his entire body, is kitted out in a denim mini skirt and a skimpy spaghetti top. It also looks as though there may be a badly stuffed bra underneath that. He's barefooted at the moment, but there's a stray strappy sandle next to one of his feet.

Besides him is a fox, wearing a pink, lacy bra.]

City! As a good friend of mine once told me, "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Which is why, now my soul has presented herself to me, I have decided to embrace the truth and live my life as a woman. I can't lie to myself any longer. Not when the truth's right there in front of me.

Now, boys... I know it's tempting, but just so you know, I am definitely a lesbian. So, no touching.

And thank you, inner fox lady, for revealing this to me.

[Bending down, Nathan gives the fox a sloppy kiss on the nose. She looks smug, giving his cheek an equally sloppy lick.]

Now all you need is a new name. Maybe one of them can think one up?

Nah. Fuck 'em. I can think of my own name. Anyway, you're forgetting surgery.

Naming seems easier. And less painful.

Hey, you know what they say. You can't have pussy without having some pain.

[With a grin, Nathan disconnects the feed.]

[ooc; Nathan will be affected by Daemon Day for the entire weekend. Orange text is his daemon, regular text is Nathan. And, no. He didn't pay for those clothes. So if police types want to have had reports of Nathan not-so-subtly hanging around with a fox making off with women's clothing, feel free. \o>]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

Since when did I give a shit what kind of language you use? I just want to a bit of respect for my newfound gender.

[Which he's obviously going to get whilst he's readjusting his 'boobs'.]

[eiremagic]

....is that Jessica's bra?

[designedtoparty]

So what if it is?

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a girl to buy a bra when she's stuck in the body of a man? I couldn't even get near the bit with all the knickers without some judgemental salesperson looking at me like I'm some kind of pervert.

[eiremagic]

Nathan, yeh're not a girl.

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. I'm so a girl.

You think I'm dressing like this for fun?

[eiremagic]

I never know what yeh're doin', let alone if yeh're doin' it for fun.

[designedtoparty]

Everything I do is for fun. I'm surprised you haven't worked that out yet.

[eiremagic]

Yeh're such a fuckin' weirdo.

Oy, since Jessica's gone, yeh want to move yehr shite back into her room?

[designedtoparty]

I thought you'd never ask.

Hey, you're okay if I keep her bras, right? They're really quite comfortable.

[eiremagic]

....if yeh really want them? It's not like I can wear them.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I'm going to need them, what with my new lifestyle and everything.

[Or at least until Monday, when he gets bored.]