Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-04-05 07:58 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-04-05 07:58 pm
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Nathan Young
1989 - 3000
Who turned out to not be so immortal after all.
Gored up the anus with a red hot poker by midgets
who could not take his promiscuity anymore.
Sadly missed by all but one of his many
tri-breasted wives and mutant children.
You know, I have a proper one of these my mum wrote for me. It was a lot more thoughtful than this one. And probably a lot more expensive, seeing how it was done in marble and everything.