017 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is hanging out on a bench near the fountain, seeming more interested in his phone than the camera.]

You know, Johnny. I was going to text you, but I keep getting this overwhelming urge to tell you to try slipping me an E before you send me to my fiery grave. Since you're probably still on a trial period thanks to you being a total psychopath, I thought it'd be best to say where all your police friends could hear me pointing out that you're not my current drug dealer, even if I do have my suspicions about what you do on the side.

That, and I couldn't be bothered to think up a new alias for you. But it's mostly the dealer thing.

Comments

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Uh, baby? What are you doing?

[designedtoparty]

Annoying the cops. It's a hobby of mine.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

And trying to get drugs off them? I think there might be safer routes to go for that.

[designedtoparty]

This way's more fun. Anyway, it's a suggestion. I'm not trying to get anything off them.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Why would he want to give you drugs before attempting to set you in fire? That just seems like kind of a waste.

[designedtoparty]

Not unless he takes drugs. He wants to kill me, not show me a good time.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Why did you suggest it, then?

[designedtoparty]

It's a little hard to kill the man who can't die, unless you know how.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[GIANT SMUG GRIN]

You got hit by this curse, didn't you?

[designedtoparty]

No. What curse?

[Lies.]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

You so are!

[Dulcie giggles]

So you really are destructible after all?

[designedtoparty]

So what if I am?

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I just kind of find it funny that your kryptonite is Ecstasy. Seems kind of random.

[designedtoparty]

I got my power after being hit by lightening when I was doing community service. I think random's to be expected.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Touche.

[eiremagic]

All they had to do all that time was slip yeh E?

[designedtoparty]

Pretty much. It's amazing how no one ever seems to think of that.

[eiremagic]

They will now.

[designedtoparty]

So, I won't take drinks off strangers. It's not that big a deal.

[eiremagic]

Best not take anythin' from Frankie, either.

[designedtoparty]

Frankie wouldn't kill me.

[He doesn't sound especially convinced.]

[eiremagic]

Dunno, depends on if yeh eat his food.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, he should know better. If he leaves his food lying around, he's asking for someone else to come and take care of it.

[eiremagic]

If he leaves food lyin' about I'd hope yeh'd be well fed enough to keep yehr trap to yehrself.

[designedtoparty]

When do I ever?

[orangetoughguy]

Is it clean E?

[designedtoparty]

How would I know?

[adamantined]

At this point I think you're just trying to give yourself a black eye.

[designedtoparty]

You're kidding, right? The guy's all talk. I doubt he'd give me so much as a slap on the wrist.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

.... Who are you talking to?

[designedtoparty]

Johnny. The guy with a flame fetish. Weren't you listening?

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

Is that the name you gave that... device you're holding?

[designedtoparty]

What, my phone? No. That's the guy I was talking about getting in touch with.

[ AUDIO ]

[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

What the fuck, asshole? What is this even?

[ AUDIO ]

[designedtoparty]

What does it look like?

[ AUDIO ]

[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

You're telling everyone I want to kill you. That's what it looks like. And what's with the whole slipping you a fucking E thing? I don't mess with drugs.