designedtoparty | 019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

019 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[Nathan is at a pub. A very, very crowded pub. He's nursing the dregs of a beer, glaring a the people at the bar who are squished up against him.]

You know, they really ought to think it through before bringing so many people at once. How's a man supposed to get served with these bastards crowding up the place? It's really incon--

[And then he cuts off, tensing and making choked noises. His hands go up to his throat, as though trying to tear something off.]

Barry!

[And then he falls off the bar stool, kicking off the device and his pint whilst he's at it. The drinks of a few unfortunate people nearby also fall off the bar, smashing as they hit the floor. Only Nathan's flailing legs are visible on the screen now, but his wheezing and choking, with a few protests about "Barry's" actions thrown in for good mention. ("Barry, no! Don't put your cock in there!" and such. Nathan is classy as ever.)

The display is basically Nathan's equivalent of "Don't think I didn't see what happened last time. Where the hell are my friends? :|" Unfortunately, he's cut off by a rather angry sounding man.]

Oi! How many times do I have to tell you you're barred?

Am I? You only said you didn't want to see me again! You never said anything about barring.

I told you before. I won't tell you again. Get up. Now.

All right, all right... just let me get my-- [Nathan's hand covers the screen and the feed cuts off.]

[ooc: Open for anything and everything! Action outside the pub he just got thrown out of, if you don't want the devices. Blue text is just an NPC pub owner.]

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One hell of a parlor trick, yeah.

I'd beg to differ. It's the difference between 4 nadgers and 4 boobs.

I may just have to start work on that.

Yeah, and I'm not going to be shagging either of them when they grow up, so why would I care?

Yes, I'm sure you'll make it a priority.

It makes a difference for the sake of your point, anyway.

Oh, it'll be right up there with learning to shit without taking a piss.

Both, then.

[Pauuuse] Do most guys have trouble with that?

Well, I dunno about Brownies, but I can tell you that girls only schools have a tendency towards producing girls that like girls. I've got a bunch of friends that went to one- all but one of them came out of it like that.

I don't know. The guy who did that radio asylum certainly seemed to have trouble with it.

Really? Too bad my mum never sent me to a girls school. I bet I could've shagged it out of them in no time.

Huh. Fascinating. Well, you learn something new every day.

Oh, yes. Because, one, you would've easily gotten in, two, you can absolutely change hundreds of sexualities with your penis, and three, especially bisexuality? Yeah. That totally works. Your dick's magic.

Oh, come on. It's a girls school. I think we both know the only reason half those dykes are dykes is because they've never had the chance to have a dick inside them.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. There's so much wrong with that statement- I just- no, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're fucking with me, and just mention that I never said they were lesbians; just that they liked girls.

There's nothing wrong with it! It's natural.

Exactly!

There's everything wrong with it.

Right. So, most of them are bisexual. So, your fantastical cock wouldn't really turn them, and I am using massive quotes on that phrase, mind you, from liking girls.

Aw, come on. It'd at least steer them away a little bit.

Doubt it. 'Specially if they're equally attracted to men and ladies, like I am, 'cause I'm awesome. Well, awesome, minus the whole 'never getting any'.

See, that just proves my point. Of course you're going to start fancying everyone if you don't get any sex.

Hey, hey, excuse your face, I am a special case. If I get any, the world, like, stops spinning or implodes or nothing is right in the universe. It's never me.

Anyway, I know people who get plenty and still consider themselves bisexual.

My face does not need excusing, thank you. Especially not by some sexually frustrated virgin.

Yeah, well. Maybe they're just undecided.

It needs so much excusing, regardless of my lack of sexual encounters.

Ohhhhh, oh man, oh man, do you really think that bi people just 'need to decide'? Come on, I know you're better than that.

My face is extremely attractive. It does not need excusing.

I never said they needed to. I just think they probably will.

It needs all the excusing.

Okay, allow me to re-phrase, you think that bisexuality is, generally, a limbo between straight and gay until the preference is decided?

Well, yeah. That's, like, the entire point of it.

The entire point of bisexuality is due to people being undecided? [She crosses her arms in an amused fashion, laughing a little.] Oh, I'm sure Dulcie loves that explanation, you must tell her all the time.

Strangely enough, it isn't something that comes up all that often. It may surprise you to learn I'm not secretly packing both sets of genitalia.

You two frequent bars, where there's lots of hot chicks, and her bisexuality doesn't come up that often? This is disbelief, here.

So what? That's a girl thing. Loads of women do it.

Tch, right, Katy Perry Syndrome. No, but, like, she identifies as bi, doesn't she?

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What is that afro userhead? That's amazing.

That is a birthday present off Amy. I didn't even know they had afro userheads. XD

Neither did I, but it is awesome. *_*

I knowwwwww.

It really brings out his eyes.

XD

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Neither did I, but it is awesome. _