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[designedtoparty]

[At first the only visible are his teeth, lips drawn back in a grimace as Nathan tries to concentrate. There's a string of mozzarella stuck there. But, hey. Be fair. He was eating.

Getting the idea he's recording, Nathan holds the camera further away from him. Hey there, City. Did you miss this face? Tough luck if you didn't. You're getting it anyway. The top part of his tux is also visible. He certainly looks like he's doing better for himself than the last time he was here. Irritated, Nathan pulls a face at the camera, picking the mozzarella out of his teeth.]

Seriously? This couldn't have waited a few hours? I'm a busy man. I'm supposed to be shooting myself in... [He looks down at his watchless wrist with a squint.] Less than five. And I really can't risk taking any time where I might talk myself out of it. Those TV guys are already pissed off with me. Yeah, there's that whole memory wipe thing, but suicide takes a very specific mindset. I've been working myself up to this all day! And yesterday. Sort of.

[Disgruntled sigh.] There's no way I'm getting laid if I don't go through with this. [He looks at the camera, pleadingly.] Do you really want to take that away from me?

[ooc; Nathan is back and updated to the start of the Christmas special! Only... now he's cursed with A Road Not Taken for the weekend and his memories are of the AU fame timeline in 2x06. He'll remember this event when he's back to normal, but his memories of the timeline itself will be fuzzy.]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Did we miss it? Nope. Not at all.]

I think suicide pretty much kills the mood anyway.

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[designedtoparty]

Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much sex I've had over the last few days?

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[thenormalsquint]

None.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

[The video isn't even over for five seconds when there is a blur of white and Nathan is full-body slammed by a very excited angel. Miss her? :-D]

[designedtoparty]

[Sadly, that is actually enough to knock Nathan over. This is what happens when you don't give people warning before you attack them. You're lucky he likes you, Dulcie.]

Well, it's nice to see someone misses me. [Because five seconds is obviously enough time to make an accurate judgement of that.]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

[A pretty damn accurate assessment, too, considering she is now seeing how much of the inside of your mouth she still has to discover. Once she's sure he's been suitably snogged she pulls back.]

Hi.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Again with the suicide/sex thing. Really, Nathan, I think you need to try a new tactic.

At least it's a gun.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, it wasn't my idea this time! I get paid to do this shit.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Be careful about that, people who pay others to kill themselves probably aren't the best types to be hanging out with.

[orangetoughguy]

You're not making any sense right now.

[designedtoparty]

It makes total sense. Maybe you should learn to listen properly.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Lockdown missed you, Nathan.]

Well, well, look who's back.

[designedtoparty]

[He didn't miss you.]

Hey, aren't you that guy who wanted to rape me?

[mumbled_truth]

Are you--

You're... going to shoot yourself??

[designedtoparty]

I'm fairly certain that's what I said. Yes.

[stapletrauma.livejournal.com]

... you can't get laid if you don't kill yourself.

[designedtoparty]

Hard to get laid when you've lost half your fanbase.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Thought you left for good.

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[designedtoparty]

Apparently not. Hey there, Johnny.

YOU KNOW WHAT, fuck Campbell being cursed today.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Nathan! You're back! I was useless for a couple a' weeks, so I havenae done your show yet, but I can do it now you're back!

[ooc: There are two Grab Bags next month. He can wait.]

I... didn't mean to make you not curse him. SORRY!

[designedtoparty]

...I have a show now? When did that happen?

[Memory is overrated.]

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Dulcie's gonna be glad to see you.

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[designedtoparty]

Oh, believe me, she was.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Someone actually gave you a show?

[designedtoparty]

Sure. It's called Nathan Young: Oops, There Goes My Brains! Isn't that brilliant?

They say I could be a stunt double if this works out okay.