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[At first the only visible are his teeth, lips drawn back in a grimace as Nathan tries to concentrate. There's a string of mozzarella stuck there. But, hey. Be fair. He was eating.

Getting the idea he's recording, Nathan holds the camera further away from him. Hey there, City. Did you miss this face? Tough luck if you didn't. You're getting it anyway. The top part of his tux is also visible. He certainly looks like he's doing better for himself than the last time he was here. Irritated, Nathan pulls a face at the camera, picking the mozzarella out of his teeth.]

Seriously? This couldn't have waited a few hours? I'm a busy man. I'm supposed to be shooting myself in... [He looks down at his watchless wrist with a squint.] Less than five. And I really can't risk taking any time where I might talk myself out of it. Those TV guys are already pissed off with me. Yeah, there's that whole memory wipe thing, but suicide takes a very specific mindset. I've been working myself up to this all day! And yesterday. Sort of.

[Disgruntled sigh.] There's no way I'm getting laid if I don't go through with this. [He looks at the camera, pleadingly.] Do you really want to take that away from me?

[ooc; Nathan is back and updated to the start of the Christmas special! Only... now he's cursed with A Road Not Taken for the weekend and his memories are of the AU fame timeline in 2x06. He'll remember this event when he's back to normal, but his memories of the timeline itself will be fuzzy.]

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What happened?

I got dragged back here. What do you think happened?

So you just appeared here like you did the first time? How did you leave? Do you remember?

If I remembered, do you really think I'd be standing around here talking to you?

What the fuck were you doing before you left?

Exploiting my power for fame and money. You should try it some time. I'd even come up with a cool super hero name for you.

My name's Pyro, dipshit.

It doesn't suit you. Have you ever considered Flaming Homo? Two words and I think it describes you down to a T.

When I find you, I'm going to rip your fucking spine out, curly. You hear me?

I hear you, Flame-o. And that's Captain Invincible to you.

Oh, we'll see just how invincible you are soon enough.

Yeah? I'd like to see you try.

Sure. Whenever you find the balls to come face me instead of harass me with your stupid text messages.

Didn't I already tell you where I was once?

Like I'd believe the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Well, that's your problem. If anything it's more to do with your balls than mine.

You're saying I don't have to balls to burn the flesh off your bones?

No, I'm saying you don't have balls at all.

Why am I even bothering to talk to you?

Face it, Johnny. You like me.

Why else would we be talking?

Actually, I fucking hate you. You annoy the shit out of me. But it's a good thing you're back. You definitely need to get cursed more often.

Not happening, man. The deities will take heed of my newfound celebrity. No one wants to piss off a fan. Not even them.

I highly doubt the deities would give a shit. And I've no idea what you're going on about. But hey, that's not new.

How would you know? Are you secretly famous?

No, I'm just a whole lot smarter than you are, curly.

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