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[designedtoparty]

Truth or dare? Sure, I could go for that.

I dare someone to take a shit in front of the police station. Bonus points if you can get in there and do it on Flame-o's desk.

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[designedtoparty]

Joking. Mostly. We all make mistakes from time to time.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that would be a mistake though. A mistake is like whoops I bumped into you or whoops I left my keys at home, not whoops I pooped in public. Right?

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[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. Are you telling me that you've honestly never lost control of your bodily functions before now?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Not without a bathroom or a commode close by, luckily.

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[designedtoparty]

Isn't that one of those things you wash your feet in?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

...joking again? Or... not?

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[designedtoparty]

I'm going to take that as a no, then.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Why do I suddenly feel like I said something wrong?

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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan snorts.] Like I care what a commode is. Are you always this insecure? You're worse than Barry.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yeah I guess so. Lucy describes me as fragile and I guess she's right. I'm not half as good at making friends as she is.

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[designedtoparty]

What, is this your backwards, anti-social way of saying you want to be my friend? All you had to do was ask.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Who's Barry?

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[designedtoparty]

Barry? Oh, he's this weird guy I know from home. He follows us around and looks like he's either going to come or shit himself every time someone speaks to him.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Oh, well yeah that's probably me. Except I'm a girl and more than following I just hang back and blend into things like the wall or a lamp post.

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[designedtoparty]

Well, it's all right for you. You're a girl. You're allowed to pull creepy shit like that.

Although I hope you look more like you're coming than shitting yourself when people talk to you.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Really? Cause most people just look at me weird when they notice me.

I think I just look confused. You'll have to tell me how I look if you ever meet me in person.

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[designedtoparty]

Maybe you're not attractive enough. That usually explains why.

Right. You'll have to remind.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

You're right. I'm kind of a mess both inside and out.

I'll probably forget... or decide I don't wanna know.

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[designedtoparty]

Wow. God really passed you over when he was handing out the self-confidence gene, didn't he?

Don't worry about it. They usually look kind of the same, anyway.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

God's never done anything for me.

So what's your name?

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[designedtoparty]

Nathan.

You got a name, or is that another thing you happen to be lacking?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Jill. Well, Jillian. But people call me Jill... which interestingly enough means 'youthful'.

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[designedtoparty]

You know what your name means? I didn't think people cared about that shit anymore.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

I know random facts that have no bearing on anything whatsoever. That's just how I roll.