028 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

Comments

[eiremagic]

I'm not a vampire anymore, Nathan.

[designedtoparty]

You might not be a vampire. How do I know you're not a cannibal?

Anyway, don't vampires traditionally go for the neck? What kind of a vampire were you?

[eiremagic]

The kind that drinks blood.

If I'm a cannibal, you're fucked, because you're in me toilet.

[designedtoparty]

I think that sums up just about every vampire ever.

You don't know that. Maybe this is someone else's bathroom that looks a lot like yours.

[eiremagic]

Well that's the kind I was. Where the fuck were you when I was hungry?

[Becaues damn it Nathan if she's feeding you at some point she'd want you to return the favor]

I'm not a cannibal.

[designedtoparty]

Avoiding being your lunch.

[Hey, cooking never hurt anyone. That's not exactly and equal trade.]

All right, fine. It's yours.

[eiremagic]

No one who wants to hurt someone that lives in me flat can get in.

[designedtoparty]

You couldn't have told me that sooner?

[eiremagic]

I didn't think you were so self-destructive as to need to know that bit of information.

[designedtoparty]

Well, it'd have been nice, given how much shit we get here.

[eiremagic]

Well.

Now you know.