028 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is slouched with his hood up in Eden's bathroom a secret location. This was not the Halloween he was hoping for.]

Okay, so when we're all done reenacting Cannibal Holocaust, can we please go back to treating this holiday with a bit of respect? The only thing we should be eating here is pussy. [Oh, wait. Forgetting something.] And chocolate. Preferably together.

I mean, come on. What is Halloween if not an excuse to dress like a retard and pick up cheap, slutty chicks in even cheaper bars? I should not have to worry about weird zombie curses today of all days.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

You couldn't have told me that sooner?

[eiremagic]

I didn't think you were so self-destructive as to need to know that bit of information.

[designedtoparty]

Well, it'd have been nice, given how much shit we get here.

[eiremagic]

Well.

Now you know.