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[designedtoparty]

Hey, anyone who's not obsessing over bread want to go for a drink, or something? I'd say leave it for a curse free night, but I'm feeling lucky, and who am I to deprive the world of this?

[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and scrounge under his bed. He emerges with this, courtesy of one very anonymous Weasley.]

Oh, yeah. And before I forget. Whoever left this? Funny. Your wank puppet's getting dumped if you don't claim it back soon, though. So unless you don't mind sharing with rats? I'd get on that.

Just don't go expecting those tissues back. There's probably still a few lying around somewhere, but I think they might be used.

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[totallyinaband]

And I'm sure the world appreciates it, dude.

[sarcasm. He has it all.]

[designedtoparty]

As it should.

[Disregarding the sarcasm. It's clearly out of jealousy.]

[totallyinaband]

I'm probably going to regret this, but what's with the muppet?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Muppets are creepy.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Just drinking?

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. Someone seems to think I have a thing for them.

Maybe a few people...

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[designedtoparty]

You're telling me. Try having one crammed under your bed for a month.

[totallyinaband]

That's a pretty ridiculous rumour to be going around, dude.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

It was under your bed? Yeah, creepy.

[designedtoparty]

Did you miss the part where I said I was feeling lucky?

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[cons]

Wow, I was about to take you up on that drink offer, but that puppet is kind of a deal breaker for me. Bummer.

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[ironiking.livejournal.com]

[Bro is smirking his face off.]

Wasn't even me that time, dude.

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[designedtoparty]

Wait, that was you?

How'd you manage to get into my bathroom?

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, the puppet isn't mine. So, we're still on, right?

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[designedtoparty]

Well, it was that or somewhere I could see it. The bed seemed the less creepy of the two options.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

How long have you had it? I'm surprised you haven't tossed it already.

[designedtoparty]

I know. You'd have thought they'd at least use something that had some kind of basis. Like breast implants. I wouldn't mind if people started leaving big-titted models on my doorstep.

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[designedtoparty]

About a month now. I sort of forgot about it.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Out of sight, out of mind.

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[ironiking.livejournal.com]

Ninjitsu. I only did it once, man, calming your tits in advance. Community service, bringing the colour back.

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[designedtoparty]

At least until you need to find relatively clean underwear.

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[designedtoparty]

I've done community service. I don't remember ever needing to break into anyone's toilet.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Not that lucky. Sorry.

[designedtoparty]

Aw, come on. A few weeks ago you were seducing me with cake.

What happened?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

You could buy a new pack.