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[designedtoparty]

Hey, anyone who's not obsessing over bread want to go for a drink, or something? I'd say leave it for a curse free night, but I'm feeling lucky, and who am I to deprive the world of this?

[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and scrounge under his bed. He emerges with this, courtesy of one very anonymous Weasley.]

Oh, yeah. And before I forget. Whoever left this? Funny. Your wank puppet's getting dumped if you don't claim it back soon, though. So unless you don't mind sharing with rats? I'd get on that.

Just don't go expecting those tissues back. There's probably still a few lying around somewhere, but I think they might be used.

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[totallyinaband]

And I'm sure the world appreciates it, dude.

[sarcasm. He has it all.]

[designedtoparty]

As it should.

[Disregarding the sarcasm. It's clearly out of jealousy.]

[totallyinaband]

I'm probably going to regret this, but what's with the muppet?

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. Someone seems to think I have a thing for them.

Maybe a few people...

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Muppets are creepy.

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[designedtoparty]

You're telling me. Try having one crammed under your bed for a month.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

It was under your bed? Yeah, creepy.

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[designedtoparty]

Well, it was that or somewhere I could see it. The bed seemed the less creepy of the two options.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Just drinking?

[designedtoparty]

Did you miss the part where I said I was feeling lucky?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Not that lucky. Sorry.

[designedtoparty]

Aw, come on. A few weeks ago you were seducing me with cake.

What happened?

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[cons]

Wow, I was about to take you up on that drink offer, but that puppet is kind of a deal breaker for me. Bummer.

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[designedtoparty]

Hey, the puppet isn't mine. So, we're still on, right?

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[cons]

Is that a fact? How do I know you're not lying?

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[designedtoparty]

I'm pretty sure I said it wasn't mine in the first place.

Why else would I be getting rid of it?

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[ironiking.livejournal.com]

[Bro is smirking his face off.]

Wasn't even me that time, dude.

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[designedtoparty]

Wait, that was you?

How'd you manage to get into my bathroom?

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[ironiking.livejournal.com]

Ninjitsu. I only did it once, man, calming your tits in advance. Community service, bringing the colour back.

[eiremagic]

Lying about me flat?

[designedtoparty]

Well, it's not like I wanted it there.

[eiremagic]

That's fucking creepy. How did it get past me wards?

[charring]

I'll go with you but I'm not drinking.

[designedtoparty]

Why not? The entire point was to have fun.

[charring]

I can have fun without drinking excessively.