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[designedtoparty]

[Dulcie's living room is unusually full of baby things today. Nathan isn't exactly an unusual feature, but Stephen Stills' cat probably is. Little Neil is held up to the camera in a more than slightly ridiculous Christmas outfit. Nathan has claw marks across his face, but that doesn't seem to have any impact on his mood. He looks tearfully proud of the unhappy cat in his arms. For once it looks like it might even be genuine.]

Isn't he the cutest? I think he's got your eyes. And your smile.

[The cat is... definitely not smiling. He's pretty confined in his current position, but that doesn't stop him grumbling warningly. Nathan doesn't even notice, leaning forward to kiss Dulcie, who's giggling from the other end of the camera. Nathan's obscuring the view at this point, but an angry hiss can be heard as Neil struggles free, and the camera refocuses on him stumbling his way over to the other side of the room. Stupid elf shoes.

After watching Neil find a suitable hiding place, Nathan turns back to beam at the camera.] He's coming along so fast. I can't believe how well he's crawling already.

[ooc: Both Nathan and Dulcie are affected by it's a Boat, it's a Bug, it's Ours. Dulcie and Little Neil godmodded lovingly with Marion's permission.]

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

He really didn't want to get into that christmas outfit, did he?

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[cons]

-- whaaaat the hell?

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[designedtoparty]

Not really, no.

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[designedtoparty]

What? You've never seen a baby before?

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[cons]

A baby cat..? Sure.

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[designedtoparty]

A baby human. Or... half human, technically.

In what way does he even remotely resemble a cat?

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[cons]

Um? Minus the fur and the whiskers and the cat-face? Gee, beats me.

[SQUINTING AT YOU WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.]

Why the hell would anyone trust you with their baby?

video; oh my god this is beautiful

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Who let you take care of a cat?

[ She thinks the world of Dulcie, okay. She is the best mum. Nathan, on the other hand ... ]

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[designedtoparty]

Okay, so he's a little fluffy for his age. That's probably just his angel half talking. There's no need to make him feel bad about it.

Anyway, he's my baby. Why wouldn't I trust me with him?

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[designedtoparty]

[Is an adorable daddy. Don't even lie.]

He isn't a cat. Jesus.

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He's got whiskers, fur and a tail. Spells cat.

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[designedtoparty]

I think you'll find that's P-U-S-S-Y. Pussy.

This is a baby. You should be nicer to him.

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If that's your baby, you shouldn't be saying such shit in front of him.

Fine, what's his name?

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[designedtoparty]

Why? It's not like he can understand me.

Neil. I told you already.

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[cons]

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[cons]

-- oh! You're cursed!

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[awkwards]

He's a c - He can understand you, you twat. How do you think babies learn how to say 'mum' and 'dad' and all that shit?

Just checking to make sure this isn't one of your bullshit stories.

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[designedtoparty]

I'm not cursed.

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[designedtoparty]

He's not saying anything yet. It's fine.

Bullshit? Is that any way to talk about your only godson?

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He's a cat. Cats don't -

What?

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[cons]

Yes, you are! [SHE'S SO PROUD OF HERSELF FOR RECOGNIZING HE'S CURSED, BUT- maybe it's kinda bad to shove it in his face or something, ehh.]

Cursed with... charm? Charm. And an adorable ..baby Christmas elf.

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[designedtoparty]

[Oh! Well. That's okay. Even if that does sound almost... awkward? Forced? Whatever. Who cares?]

Well, you've got that last part right. Do you have any idea how disgusting baby shit is?

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[cons]

I was eleven when my little sister was born, so. Yeah, I do. But let's not talk about shit right now, that's terrible.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Too bad. He looks adorable.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. The outfit is completely ridiculous. But Nathan liked it so much, I couldn't object.