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[designedtoparty]

[Dulcie's living room is unusually full of baby things today. Nathan isn't exactly an unusual feature, but Stephen Stills' cat probably is. Little Neil is held up to the camera in a more than slightly ridiculous Christmas outfit. Nathan has claw marks across his face, but that doesn't seem to have any impact on his mood. He looks tearfully proud of the unhappy cat in his arms. For once it looks like it might even be genuine.]

Isn't he the cutest? I think he's got your eyes. And your smile.

[The cat is... definitely not smiling. He's pretty confined in his current position, but that doesn't stop him grumbling warningly. Nathan doesn't even notice, leaning forward to kiss Dulcie, who's giggling from the other end of the camera. Nathan's obscuring the view at this point, but an angry hiss can be heard as Neil struggles free, and the camera refocuses on him stumbling his way over to the other side of the room. Stupid elf shoes.

After watching Neil find a suitable hiding place, Nathan turns back to beam at the camera.] He's coming along so fast. I can't believe how well he's crawling already.

[ooc: Both Nathan and Dulcie are affected by it's a Boat, it's a Bug, it's Ours. Dulcie and Little Neil godmodded lovingly with Marion's permission.]

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

He really didn't want to get into that christmas outfit, did he?

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[designedtoparty]

Not really, no.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Too bad. He looks adorable.

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[designedtoparty]

And lethal. How long as it been since you cut his nails?

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[cons]

-- whaaaat the hell?

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[designedtoparty]

What? You've never seen a baby before?

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[cons]

A baby cat..? Sure.

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[designedtoparty]

A baby human. Or... half human, technically.

In what way does he even remotely resemble a cat?

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. The outfit is completely ridiculous. But Nathan liked it so much, I couldn't object.

video; oh my god this is beautiful

[awkwards]

Who let you take care of a cat?

[ She thinks the world of Dulcie, okay. She is the best mum. Nathan, on the other hand ... ]

video; ♥♥♥

[designedtoparty]

[Is an adorable daddy. Don't even lie.]

He isn't a cat. Jesus.

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[awkwards]

He's got whiskers, fur and a tail. Spells cat.

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[designedtoparty]

I think you'll find that's P-U-S-S-Y. Pussy.

This is a baby. You should be nicer to him.

NO YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Nathan won't let us get a cat. I always forget to feed them.

[designedtoparty]

Well, you know what starving cats are like. They'd probably try eating Neil's face off.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME.

[awkwards]

He's a - [ She'll do this with Nathan. He's a complete dumbass. Dulcie is not. ]

Will Nathan forget to feed the cat if you got one?

[ This entire thing is driving her nuts. ]

[totallyinaband]

Dude. Is that my cat?

[designedtoparty]

What's with you people?

No. It's my son.

[totallyinaband]

Oh for fu-

Look, you better get him back in one piece by the end of the weekend.

[Trying not to think about how Nathan managed to get his cat out of his locked apartment.]

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

[He's... not even going to ask about the part where he's treating it like a baby. Nathan's weird, he gets that. But...]

Did... Stephen give you his cat?

[designedtoparty]

He's not a cat. How many times do I have to say it?

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

Really? [That would actually explain some things. Neil's always been suspicious of his furry namesake.] Well, whatever he is. Did Stephen just let you borrow 'im, or is this like, for good?

[feorgeous.livejournal.com]

Oh, bloody Hell. You're all domestic and shit. Cheers.

[designedtoparty]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[He has Little Neil again at this point, who is actually purring! Probably because Nathan is just cuddling him instead of trying to cram in into more ridiculous outfits this time.]

[feorgeous.livejournal.com]

Oh no, 'course not. It's bloody fantastic. Just think you ought to wear more protection next time.