006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The Guinness I can understand, but I'm afraid I'm lost when it comes to the second.

[OoC: Silly Nathan, Steak and a blow job day is Feb 15th!]

[designedtoparty]

It's a good job I'm not expecting a blow job off you, then, isn't it?

[ooc: Every day is blow job day, so far as Nathan's concerned!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well I was hardly offering myself up!

[OoC: Haha, smart man. Or stupid. Either way!]