006 ∞ ACTION // VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is leaned up a wall outside a bar, smoking and looking rather irritated. No, he is not wearing green. Which may explain the irritation.]

Okay, so some of you aren't from around here. And by 'here', I do mean worlds where you may find Ireland. I get that! I do. So, for the record? The phrase is 'kiss me, I'm Irish'. So, stop fucking pinching me. All right?

And if you are going to pinch me, at least have the decency to go for the arse.

[Nathan pauses to sniff and pout.]

Today of all days, I should be swimming in Guinness and blow jobs. Not dealing with this!

Jesus...

Comments

[renegare.livejournal.com]

You prostitute yourself again.

2/2

[renegare.livejournal.com]

It is still against regulations.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, that's not what I'm doing this time! I'm offering myself for free. That's perfectly legal.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't be.

[designedtoparty]

So, what? You're one of them fellers into chastity and shit? Because there's no way I'm ever getting behind that.

[renegare.livejournal.com]

Your potential reproduction shouldn't be allowed.

[eiremagic]

[She's not wearing green, either, but no one has pinched her yet]

I don' think anyone cares.

[designedtoparty]

About which part? Because it definitely feels like they care about pinching me.

[eiremagic]

That we're Irish.

[designedtoparty]

Well, maybe they should care. Then maybe they could focus on something other than attacking me for no reason.

[eiremagic]

How's them sayin' yeh're Irish goin' to make them stop?

[designedtoparty]

Because today's a celebration of how much better we are than anyone else. Which means, by rights, we should be treated like superior beings.

We should have people begging to be seen with us, offering us pint upon pint of free booze.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm not really sure anybody wants to kiss you, Irish or not.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, they don't have to kiss me. They can shag me. Or suck me off!

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, I'm sure people who refuse to kiss you will totally blow you. And don't mention prostitutes because you're paying for that, so they don't count.

[designedtoparty]

I'm hurt by your assumptions I would need to resort to prostitutes.

Or at least I would be if I didn't detect a hint of jealousy behind those words.

[thenormalsquint]

Jealousy? I believe you have both hearing and hint detection problems. You should get that checked out.

[adamantined]

Awkward. For the record, I'm not planning on tricking you into marrying me.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well, you'd better not. Eden will not be a happy woman.

What'd you do to piss her off so much, anyway?

[adamantined]

Sometimes girls just don't get along.

Why does it have to do with Eden anyway? Can't I just reject the idea of marrying you all by myself?

[designedtoparty]

Oh, come on. Two immortals. Trapped in the same world. Something's bound to happen!

My guess is you're holding out for marriage, which is why we haven't shagged yet.

sob sorry work ate me alive

[adamantined]

Something's bound to happen? The only thing that's bound to happen is that we either become bitter enemies or we set aside one hour a week finding new and unique ways to try and kill ourselves.

I'm seeing someone, and even if I wasn't, I can promise you there'd be no shagging going on between us. I don't like guys who wear dresses, for starters.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The Guinness I can understand, but I'm afraid I'm lost when it comes to the second.

[OoC: Silly Nathan, Steak and a blow job day is Feb 15th!]

[designedtoparty]

It's a good job I'm not expecting a blow job off you, then, isn't it?

[ooc: Every day is blow job day, so far as Nathan's concerned!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well I was hardly offering myself up!

[OoC: Haha, smart man. Or stupid. Either way!]